February 2012
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I cleaned out my facebook friends awhile back.
A girl I deleted just sent me a friend request…  What do I have to do?
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What is this new Tumblr nonsense?
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Btw the kid wearing blue in the Still Remains...
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Hey Still Remains fans
The kid in yellow is Adrian ‘Bone’ Green, their drummer. I feel so weird I knew him then…
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Ok I'm intrigued.
Send me a name and I’ll tell you about someone I know with that name.
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I don't care which sexuality my child is. They can...
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So. . . I jumped to a conclusion and overreacted...
Turns out he was talking to someone who may want to move into the house, and what he actually said was “She’s a full time student”. My bad Kohl, I wont make you step on Legos. But I will lick to spoons if you do just your dishes and leave mine again. I will.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Guys hate condums. The boy actually paid for me to go on the pill. No birth control sucks for everybody.
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I wonder if Jimmy Johns would do a food trade with...
Food trade is when you have food delivered to the restaurant you work at and instead of paying them you trade them for an equal amount of food.  I know doozies and b dubs have both done it for us. Hmmm… . . I’m just so sick of Subgay.
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I just spent like half an hour making lunch, then...
I put it directly from the stove to the fridge…   I guess lunch tomorrow is all ready for me?
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I'm dropping eaves on Kohl
I’m about 90% sure he just said I’m “an awful person, and that I’m going to school to be some art something”. …  I am pretty fucking awful.
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I would seriously love to be a tattoo artist.
Spending all day erry day changing peoples lives, and getting to see other people excited over your work??  Fuck yeah. Who wants to apprentice me?
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Let.Go: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcakes →
thesuitelifeofjustcody: 1 French Vanilla cake mix 1/2 cup melted butter 3 tsp vanilla 3 eggs 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp cinnamon Brown sugar to top cupcakes Pour your batter into cupcake liners and bake for 13-15 minutes at 350ºF. Once a tooth pick comes out clean, set aside and allow the cupcakes to…
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Today marks the beginning of National Eating...
getfitgethealthygetgorgeous:
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me during the day: wow i'm so tired i think it's time for a six hour nap
me at night: i'm kinda in the mood for a run
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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Sleep? What's that?
A. Age: 20 B. Bed size: full C. Chore that you hate: Folding laundry. D. Dogs: Are pretty sweet. E. Essential start to your day: Coffee, coffee, coffee, loud music, coffee, oatmeal. F. Favorite color: Orange G. Gold or Silver: silver H. Height: 5’3” I. Instruments you play: violin J. Job title: sammich slut K. Kids: suck L. Live: at the top of mt. unpleasant M. Mother’s name: Peggy...
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