Things I am guilty of.
I am guilty of:
Eating more than my body weight in peanut butter/peanuts annually. Yes I did the math.
Sleeping a lot. Followed by not sleeping a lot. Sleeping for bizarrely long periods of time,then staying awake for days.
Drinking way too much soda.
Facebook creeping. Hard in the mother fucking paint.
I am exhausted by people. I don’t like to have to be near them for extended periods of time.
I love the Kardashians. Kourtney is my favorite.
I spend a lot of time looking like I don’t care. I wear a ton of “natural” make up and straighten my hair before I put it in a pony tail and wear a hat for work.
My purse is worth more than its contents.
I have no portion control so I only buy fruits and vegetables so I can eat as much as I want.
Spaghetti is my weakness.
Boobs are pretty cool.
I am in a never ending love hate relationship with my bangs.
I fucking love bathroom products with pomegranate I have shampoo, chap stick, lotion, conditioner, body wash, perfume and candles… . I can’t stop.
I’ve never been on vacation.
I’ve never been to Cinnabon.
I hate all of my clothes.
